June 2012
Watchawkward
2 tags
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
smileysafiya:
i think its in my nature to be the giver but never the receiver. im always doing some shit for somebody, but as soon as i need someone, noones fucking there.
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
Listen
You know what's cute?
x0xoalisha:
I find it adorable when someone remembers the littlest details about you. It’s cute when that person takes the time and effort to surprise you with the things you don’t remember telling them about. It’s like they’ve read your mind. The kind of person that pays attention to what you say just so they can use it to their advantage in order to put a smile on your face. I love those...
I wanted to text you. But then I remembered we...
Once you're attached, you're fucked.
Listen
Real relationship:
Girl: Here's your phone. You have a text message.
Boy: Babe, just check it for me.
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
